tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post8595511942170149692..comments2024-02-26T07:01:40.794-05:00Comments on Welcome to the Bundle: FBW: Pumps and Dumps and Baby BumpsAerodadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01691834716333967309noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-51730478736390184872014-06-21T00:44:55.097-04:002014-06-21T00:44:55.097-04:00I was just trying to decipher dh this afternoon. I...I was just trying to decipher dh this afternoon. I looked it up and was like you have got to be kidding me! How about HSHYSIGHSMH, short for 'haven't shot him yet so I guess he's still my husband'. It even includes the word SIGH, which I'm pretty sure is really clever.Eve I Ate Your Damn Applehttp://thatsmyapple.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-1352451981176512392014-06-17T22:20:15.577-04:002014-06-17T22:20:15.577-04:00I'm really sorry I didn't get around to re...I'm really sorry I didn't get around to reading this post till bikini season was well underway, because I just laughed my ass off! Not to worry, I will show off my newly shorn ass at the pool tomorrow. Your're a comic genius.Ashleyhttp://www.bigtopfamily.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-53181187967600460912014-05-22T20:25:50.343-04:002014-05-22T20:25:50.343-04:00Girl, the cutoff is whenever your business end dec...Girl, the cutoff is whenever your business end decides to shutter its doors, er, door. And I'm glad you got some LOLs out of your read. This was a vagine-heavy post, and that's not for everyone (but obviously for you).Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10044621395403018977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-15924148336741279202014-05-22T20:23:33.184-04:002014-05-22T20:23:33.184-04:00Well, I'm glad you said, because I was afraid ...Well, I'm glad you said, because I was afraid to -- "fur baby" always makes me think "tar baby." It's like everyone's dogs and cats are gonna break into "Mr. Bluebird on My Shoulder." As if "fur baby" wasn't horrible enough. And as for BabyCenter: The. Worst.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10044621395403018977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-18803651446491518642014-05-22T19:07:17.119-04:002014-05-22T19:07:17.119-04:00Oh Jess, you make me LOL for reals. If I had been...Oh Jess, you make me LOL for reals. If I had been drinking something I would have snorted it. "Was my uterus sprouting chin hairs" is my fav. And by the by... I thought the cut-off was 35. Blurg!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05488695673110418619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-61652175552199846792014-05-21T20:10:24.366-04:002014-05-21T20:10:24.366-04:00I promise you every time I hear fur baby I think e...I promise you every time I hear fur baby I think either tar baby a la Uncle Remus or, more often, a monchichi. I've used DS/DD/DH. I have. It was 1999 and I was in a parenting chat roo and had to fit in lest the mean overlord rulers of BabyCenter yelled GET HER! Bump is probably the one that irks me the most, with a present for pushing close behind (although, admittedly, I've gotten a gift with each child. It was called a baby). Would the Ann Taylor box hurt the woman coming out? *moves head side to side while wincing at thought*: square, big ass circle. Square, big ass effaced circle.Arnebyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16445670708629187950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-57564932883161366902014-05-21T19:59:10.464-04:002014-05-21T19:59:10.464-04:00Thanks Kim #1! Shelby adopted Sarah (the dog) long...Thanks Kim #1! Shelby adopted Sarah (the dog) long before we even met. But the running joke is that, if we ever get another dog, we'll name it "Kim." Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10044621395403018977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-38590559526550159452014-05-21T19:51:40.084-04:002014-05-21T19:51:40.084-04:00Full disclosure: I made my husband take that pictu...Full disclosure: I made my husband take that picture because my friends and family were getting pissed that I refused to post any pregnancy snaps. The shoes came off .5 seconds after the camera flashed. As for the mojito, it was amazing (sorry to rub it in).Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10044621395403018977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-73845585354759667412014-05-21T17:04:04.255-04:002014-05-21T17:04:04.255-04:00i think I love that your sister and your dog have ...i think I love that your sister and your dog have the same name. Never knew that! :) Great blog!!Kim Kruk (#1!!)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-85032459448290310732014-05-21T15:38:06.586-04:002014-05-21T15:38:06.586-04:00Just for the record, I where compression stockings...Just for the record, I where compression stockings and this post made me laugh out loud. By the way, I did get a card last Christmas with a five it it and no signature. Thanks Jess's vagina. -Sarah :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5695872572402143773.post-57253023830252556302014-05-21T13:36:19.501-04:002014-05-21T13:36:19.501-04:00No matter what you call what you had going on unde...No matter what you call what you had going on under your sweater in the top picture, I love that outfit! The sweater. The shoes. The matching bag! Also, the drink in picture #2 is looking pretty damn good right about now, too.Michele @ A Storybook Lifehttp://astorybooklife.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com